HiiiiiiiiiiiiiiDEY HOOOOOOOO! Well tha 31st was my birthday nd it was kick ass like bigtime,definately 1 of tha best birthdays ive ever had! I had a more fun than a retard with a twinkie! I had ALLL my family over nd jamie came over 2 nd i got a bunch of bitchen presents ! And at skool i ate lunch with alot of my friends nd it was major rockin! Yeah than on labor day weekend me nd jamie went out of town 2 lubbock ( idk how 2 spell it) nd it was fantastically fantastic! It was more fun than watching midgets whoop tha shit out of eachother !! Yeah nd u know those machines that have tha stuffed animals in them well i won like 5 stuffed animals!! I AM A STUFFED ANIMAL MAHCINE GOD! Yep so everything is super awesome lately nd i wanna thank my friends nd jamie for helping me have a FUCKTASTIC BIRTHDAY!

Thank you nd good day, i love jamie!!

Wats shakin mutha freakas! So weve gone 2 skool 4 three whole days ! Which is some crazy shizzlenizzle! Yep so mostly ive got some pretty bitchen ppl in some of my classes but in a couple i dont have any! which sucks taliwacker! But ill live i think this year is gonna rock harder than most years. Also im completely loving tha no uniforms !!!! It rocks i have a belt buckle 2 go with almost every shirt! Yep nd tha lunch situation is also EXTREMELY fantabulistic, although more of my amigos need 2 eat lunch with me. Well lets just pray that skool doesnt get worse than i expect it 2 get. Also CHECK OUT MY AWESOME PENGUIN !

Whats that!? I must go i am needed elsewhere! Daniel Away!!! i love jamie

Ello my duckies! (that greeting was done in a brittish accent) Well 2morrow is wat i like 2 call apocalypse (aka skool starting) Yeah its lame but unfortunately we must go . But golly im glad i get 2 c alllll my friends nd that theres no uniforms !!!!!!! And fear not! For i have prepared a motivational speech for my fellow prisoners of skool!      

   Friends, Classmates, Assholes! 2morrow we venture into a world of people we dont like nd people we do like, teachers who r most likely mentally retarded nd teachers who r not as retarded, classrooms that suck ass nd classrooms that they r done building! thats right, we face many challenges, like people not flushing tha toilet after taking a huge dump but despite all of these set backs we must strive 2 survive in this world of extreme gayness known as skool. So be brave nd set foot onto this wasteland of horrors knowing that u reserve tha right 2 take a piss on anything nd any1 that stands in your way. BUT also remember make good grades because who doesnt wanna go bac 2 his or her skool after many years nd say "hello teacher.... do u remember me? Well i just wanted u 2 know that i make more money than u nd u suck". So when we go 2 skool 2morrow nd u say 2 yourself  "...this blows" just think of tha day your done with skool nd u can do watever tha hell u want.  -Daniel     

I shall u c 2morrow! i love jamie

ALOHA PPL LOOKING AT MY XANGA WHO MOST LIKELY ARENT HAWAIIN! So its like 5 in tha morning nd i cant sleep which kindve sucks whale dick. Also i am bored ! But life is still fuckin awesome so its ok . So 2morrow..or technically 2day me nd jamie r going 2 tha movies nd stuff AND IT SHALL ROCK !! And i added more songs 2 my playlist so now its super duper mega kick ass ! Anyways my brain stopped so im gonna end this entry.

Solong ppl who im going 2 1 day enslave. i lolololooooooove jamie

Hi there every1! So things have been pretty crazy! first i got my teeth pulled cuz im getting braces ITS INSANE I KNOW ! And i didnt c jamie 4 like 4 days which felt like a bajillion years! But then i got 2 c her which was freakin schweet !!! And i got my play list 2 work and its soooo bitchen !! Yeah so thats about it. Also u have my gratitude 4 all tha comments on my last entry

Thats all for now folks! i looove jamie